…but who is she?

Likes:

  • Writing 1,000 words on the most underrated parts of Katy Perry’s discography (Alexa, play “Never Really Over”)

  • Wishing she were in The Room Where It* Happened

  • Mindlessly refreshing Twitter while watching “Hot Ones”

  • Tending to her farm on Stardew Valley

*it was decided that Vanessa Hudgens would reprise the role of Maureen in Fox’s live production of “RENT” (please, Fox execs … I just want to talk).

 

Dislikes:

  • The entirety of January

  • Spelling “hors d'oeuvres” under pressure

  • Answering “Jeopardy!” questions incorrectly

  • $6 lattes (but she buys them anyway)

 If you’re looking for a freelance writer, a pair of extra eyes to review your Bachelorette tweet, or hell, even a shoulder to cry on, don’t hesitate to reach out here. 🍳